Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have to catch myself around you
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• My withdrawal into myself
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Gotten
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I'm sick of not knowing myself. I've had enough.
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you

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