Findings:

• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• What do you think?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I think therefore I am
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Do Make Say Think
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Do not think that way, Subhuti.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Great minds do not think alike
• who do you think you are?
• The kind of math I do
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• The Learning Channel
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I sometimes think I am too much
• what am i here to do?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Treatment of corporations
• And What Do You Think?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Do you think it's me?
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
• why I think I can't do anything
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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