Findings:

• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When she was bad
• When I Was A Baby
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I Was a Lad
• November 4, 1995
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When I was Fair and Young
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I remember when all this was trees
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was your age
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I Was a Babe
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When touch was simple
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was a Boy
• There was a time when I was a better person
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Was Cruel
• When I was young
• When I was ten years old
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I was five
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I was 9
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When our word was iron
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• Imperial College
• college radio
• Queen Mary College
• Providence College
• Calvin College
• Trinity College
• Dartmouth College
• Roanoke College
• Community college
• college loan
• Selwyn College, Cambridge
• Pennsylvania College of Technology
• St. Vincent College
• Simon's Rock College
• Five College Consortium
• Bessard v. California Community Colleges
• State College
• Union College
• College staple foods
• Graceland College
• Boston College
• Bard College
• Dropping out of college is scary
• The College of New Jersey
• college band
• college food
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• College car
• Why the college fraternity and sorority system is ridiculous
• College is to porn as marriage is to love
• Macalester College
• St. Olaf College
• The new college education
• a little thought for college kids
• Victoria College
• Massey College
• College liberal
• Mount St. Clare College
• College of St. Rose
• Goucher College
• Rich college boy
• Chapin Residential College
• Public liberal arts college
• Kenyon College
• National Junior College
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• Grinnell College
• I am now a college graduate
• Chicken & rice for inept college students
• New College
• College a cappella
• College Guy Casserole
• Clown College
• Ithaca College
• Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
• Brothers College
• Most Wired Colleges
• college prep
• Bay Area College Radio
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Four college coeds, a road trip and a video camera
• Sarah Lawrence College
• You are not in college for the education
• Douglas College
• exploring the abandoned college
• Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge
• Weed College
• Thirty Sonnets: With a Copy of Shakespeare's Sonnets on Leaving College
• Kermit the Frog's commencement address at Southampton College
• The Ultimate College Macaroni
• Harvey Mudd College
• Bellevue Community College
• Hunter College
• college sailing

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