Findings:

• When I was young
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was Fair and Young
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When I Was a Lad
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When our word was iron
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When I was ten years old
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I was young and I needed the money
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• man when you are telling me how it was
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I remember when all this was trees
• When I was five
• When I was your age
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Cruel
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When I was 9
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I Was a Babe
• When I Was a Boy
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• There was a rose that faded young
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When touch was simple
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When she was bad
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• November 4, 1995
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I once was a clueless young noder
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I was once young and had a home
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I Was A Baby
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• Maids When You're Young
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• When We Were Very Young
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Trompe
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• There was once a Man
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There was an old lady
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• as if you were again young and chasing a childhood sweetheart
• Na of Wa
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I was sure it was her
• I was very, very drunk
• She was locked in time
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• What if the world were flat?

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