Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour"

• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• 3 hours 57 minutes
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The shortest hour known to man
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• 24 Hours of Le Mans
• covered with minute grains, appearing like a fine sand
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• man hour
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• One Hot Minute
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Every minute dies a man
• sit like a house on fire
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Sixty Minute Man
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The space that fits a restless girl for five minutes
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Hot pursuit
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• girl of the hour (user)
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But can you still cry like a child?
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• two hot blonde girls
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Pretty Butt (user)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• It doesn't get any better than this
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• pretty girls
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When I left my girl
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• like you're blind but still can see
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• War is hell but men like it
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Throws like a girl
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Let us now praise bad girls
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• pretty, but
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• I'm happy but you don't like me

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