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where was your heart when we needed it most?
Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
You're never around when I need you
Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
Who what when where why & how
the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
What you need, when you need it
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
Where and when
Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
November 4, 1995
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
When I think of him now I can smell horses
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
A poem for when I loved him
Who needs love when you can have death?
needs must when the Devil drives
When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
When living we have need of Death
Where people go when people die
Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
Where I go when I masturbate
Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
When she is talking to him
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
as much as time to him reveals
How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
Better him than me
Crown Him with Many Crowns
there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
Just give him the damned fish
Never be without remembrance of Him
It's never him
Language of the dead
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
Divine hunger sustains him
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
Then I poked him in his sunburn
then I hugged him
I refute him thus!
Peace be upon him
You want that I should rough him up?
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
I didn't want him
Jen, I really hate him
The one he murdered once still loves him
To Him Who Waits
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
And we killed him and he's dead.
By the way, where'd you meet him?
a poem for a boy before I met him
For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
Heart! We Will Forget Him!
If he's late, you can always start without him
I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
I'm not sharing him
How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
Strange man makes permanent visit
An Ode for Him
Can I eat him, boss?
To the Not Impossible Him
If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
She Misses Him
I married him because he was not mean
It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
My self-image hurts him
I was Chris to him
Don't feel bad to call him black
kill him dead; don't call me
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
Send him to Detroit!
Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
Of course, first you have to kill him
His Infernal Majesty
A day without him is three months long
a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
Atli bids the Giukings to him
Lui: A View of Him
A day without him is three years long
As Nature Made Him
HIM (user)
Seeking the recluse but not finding him
I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
him da best (user)
a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
Worship Him
Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
It was the tree that gave him away.
Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
H-I-M (user)
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
i smile at him
I never saw him again
Praise Him, O Praise Him
Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
reader, i married him
Kissing Him
Tell him, she told me
We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
him will I blot out of my book
a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
She could not live with or without him
Adore Him
He who has ears, let him hear
you can't love him anymore.
The "Priest" They Called Him
Play him off, Keyboard Cat
To Know Him Is to Love Him
Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
Things you can tell just by looking at him
She won't kiss him until she marries him
We can rebuild him
If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
i told him to write poetry on my arms
I never met him. He broke my heart.
His mother is slowly killing him.
I never learned how to stop loving him
There is none like unto Him
Better than kicking him into next week
the stars were falling just for him
Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her

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