Findings:
- Or were they chords of sun?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- They Were Eleven
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- I told you they were nuts
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Of course, they were wrong
- How to herd people in public
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- and they were as flowers in a fire
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
- Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Things never were what they used to be
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Before they were famous
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I was into them after they were hip
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
- She could not live with or without him
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- Taking your fiance's last name
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- the stars were falling just for him
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- The "Priest" They Called Him
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- Things they should teach in school
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Should I stay or should I go?
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Automobile tire pressure
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Your Money or Your Life
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I may or may not have been naked
- indulgence or indictment
- Be a model or just look like one
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- sooner or later
- Potential or Reality?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- any way, shape or form
- Squid or Sailor?
- Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
- Is this the last four years or what?
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- Opening champagne or sparkling wine
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Either/Or
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- Cooking for One
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- When writers use Latin
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- or what?
- island or lake?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- In my craft or sullen art
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Ten stars or so
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Bikini or thong?
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- To Stir or Not to Stir
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- believe it or not
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Spit or swallow?
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