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• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
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• I had no idea what he thought about me.
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• May those who are born after me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
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• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
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• Don't You (Forget About Me)
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• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
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• He Who Is Death
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• The day he gave me a lift
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• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
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• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• The Truth About the Harry Quebert Affair
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
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• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
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• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He Hate Me
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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
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• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
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• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
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• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
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• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
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• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
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• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
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• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
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• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
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• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
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• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
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• Find someone who dreams about people like you
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• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
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• She told me she remembers three things about me
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• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
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• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
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• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves

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