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• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• gold medal
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• The dog who would not come in
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Queen's Gold Medal for Poetry
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Who knew? Volcanoes!
• The moment that you want is coming if you give it time
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Current technology can give us super powers
• Gold Medal Ribbon
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• The first time I knew I was different
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• to drive out the clinging, to give it time to soak
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Riots due to a power outage
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• Only her hands would give her away
• Who Would True Valour See
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The dog who would not back off
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The dog who would not move
• Half-sour pickle
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Speight's Gold Medal Ale
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Who am I this time?
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• those who knew
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is time who is stuck, not I
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• The dog who would not beg
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Divine Comedy
• Divine
• Divine Liturgy
• A Divine Image
• Divine Right of Kings
• Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
• Chaplet of Divine Mercy
• Bhagavad-Gita - The Separateness of the Divine and Undivine
• Revelations of Divine Love
• Divine hunger sustains him
• Proof of the divine authorship of the Ten Commandments
• divine wrath in nethack
• The Divine Light Mission of Guru Maharaj Ji
• Divine Stranger
• Divine Command Theory
• The Divine Principle
• You mean the me that you would be
• Divine Darkness (user)
• Nicole's Divine Crackers
• Divine Interventions
• The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
• Divine Liturgy of St John Chrysostom
• Love Divine
• Divine farr
• The (mis)use of classical sources in The Divine Comedy
• divine assassin
• His Divine Shadow
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Divine Invasions
• The Divine Right of Capital
• Sheila Divine
• Lazarus Divine (user)
• Father Divine
• Separation from the inseparable divine
• The Divine Comedy Summary for the Literary Novice: Inferno Cantos IV, V, VI
• The Divine Comedy Summary for the Literary Novice: Inferno Cantos VII, VIII, IX
• The Divine Comedy Summary for the Literary Novice: Inferno Cantos X, XI, XII
• The Divine Comedy Summary for the Literary Novice: Inferno Cantos XIII, XIV, XV
• The Divine Marriage as Kabbalistic Union: St.Teresa of Avila and the Zohar
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• The Divine Number
• dime a dozen
• dozen
• Baker's dozen
• The Dozens
• Play the dozens
• A dozen ways to disappear
• The Dirty Dozen
• First Dozen, High
• Didsbury Dozen
• the house breathes with a dozen odd dreams
• long dozen
• Playing the dozens
• Cheaper by the Dozen
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• De'ils Dozen
• jam master jellyroll and the baker's dozen disciples
• A Bowler's Dozen
• Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
• Playing the dozens (node_forward)
• Play the dozens (node_forward)
• Dirty Dozen
• eight griefs become a dozen
• Beggar's Dozen
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other
• Six of One Half a Dozen
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• How to give a blowjob
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When life gives you lemons
• Give Me Louisiana
• Don't Give Me Names
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• When your presents give me hives
• Give 'Em The Boot II
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give Peace a Chance
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• How To Give Birth to a Bookstore
• What I wouldn't give for a pit full of lions

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