Findings:

• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• A pill that will make you normal
• I will make you stronger
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• One word that will make others laugh
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Who's on first?
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Who Came First
• Who makes your shoes?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Will explosive decompression make my blood boil?
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Who makes God's rules?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• Who makes history?
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• I Will Make You Know
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• what desire will make foolish people do
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who Will Be There
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• Who made the first bread?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• First contact
• our first time
• First Amendment
• first place
• First Lady
• first
• First Aid
• First past the post
• The First Third
• First Post
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• First kiss
• First node on everything
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
• First date in history
• Never be the first to let go
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• My First Absolution!
• Mahler Symphony No. 1
• My First Exorcism
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Shitty first drafts
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• First Great Eastern
• First Great Western
• First North Western
• first isomorphism theorem
• proof of the first isomorphism theorem
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• first cause argument
• Stealth first person shooter
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• My First Sony
• First rule of comedy
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• The First State
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?

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