Findings:

• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• He's been places they have not.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• People don't flail when they die
• When you kill people they die
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• People want what they cannot have
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Dead people I have known
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Have you been a dad today?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Knots I have known and loved
• AES may have been broken
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I could have been Canadian
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Fight Clubs I have known
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Could I Have Been?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• People have fucked up before
• Using a command line
• How to "Have People"
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• When I have female children
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• They had been expecting me
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The path we have been walking
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• i have been burning for so long
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Animals people have sex with
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• They must have faces
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Type A blood
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• They Have a Word for It
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• you would have been
• I have always been burning
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It could have been me
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• And All That Could Have Been
• What Might Have Been
• The way things have always been done
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• I have just been shot
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Movies that should have been books first
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• Advice I have been given about girls
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I could have been one of a two
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sally guests I have known
• Know your pets
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.

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