Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• You, standing
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Be careful and don't fall down
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Be there or be square
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• anyone could be your brand new love
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• you have to be kidding
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Why Can't This Be Love
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• To be or not to be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• you have to be close to catch it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I must die or be better
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Don't be sad
• don't be absurd (user)
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• To be in love
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• This love will be your downfall.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• What it's like to be in love
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• lost, or trying to be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Any song can be a love song
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• begging to be loved
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Or at least it used to be
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Don't Be Evil
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• I don't want to be successful
• painting stars that have come to be
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Be a model or just look like one
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain

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