Findings:

• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• we can give up, but the world never will
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Can you drink old beer?
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• We can rebuild him
• can till can't
• One letter can make all the difference
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• you can't love him anymore.
• Any fool can make a rule
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You can, but you may not
• Water butt
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• One man can make a difference
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• anybody can make lights
• Can I eat him, boss?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But can a robot love.
• like you're blind but still can see
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Language of the dead
• Water can
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I Can Make You a Man
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• can the patient make love?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Fluoxetine
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can't make someone love you
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• When water chokes you
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• but with words we can create anything
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• but are there horses?
• I bet I can make you say black
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Things on which you can make a wish
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them

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