Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience"

• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• institutions have lives of their own
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Why do children have to die?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Stoned music memories
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Veterans of Foreign Wars
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• My hands have lost their memory
• you don't have to do this
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• When I have female children
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• our machines don't go that way
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't want children
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• A Foreign War
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• To Our Children's Children's Children
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Music Has the Right to Children
• Foxes eat their children
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Two wrongs don't make right
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Natural rights don't exist
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Cats don't have brakes
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Why I want to have children
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have the time
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• And I don't even know their names
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Know your pets
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We have learned our lessons well
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The children are all crying in their pens
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Foreign Children
• Why should we trust our conscience?
• Why I Don't Want Children
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Capitalize, please
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have a television set
• Children of the Cold War
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Baptist jokes
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• don't live with your clients
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• So you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• War is not healthy for children and other living things
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.

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