Findings:
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Their are three misteaks in this sentence
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- Sentences with which to end your life
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I must have three heads
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Giant killer robots engage in radar sex!
- My parents engage in a random act of petty violence
- Engage the Enemy More Closely
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- Killswitch Engage
- The most satisfactory way to engage in sexual intercourse with the hot trophy wife of your despised employer.
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- exactly
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- it does exactly what it says on the tin
- pi is exactly 3
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
- not exactly my favorite disease
- I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- Everyday Is Exactly the Same
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
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