Findings:
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- I never thought it would be like this
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- I have never felt more alive
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- She had fingernails that shined like justice
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- you have never been safe
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Never Had It So Good
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- We have had enough of your beige
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- These are the memories I never had
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Never quite at home in the world
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Never look like you're staring
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- if you have had your midnights
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have never
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Questions we will never have answers to
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- love like you've never been hurt
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- never quite well
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I Have Never Known a World
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I have had enough of Survivor
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The best I never had
- You've never had it so good
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- The death of a man I had never known
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Something I Can Never Have
- Using a command line
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I would like to have emotions
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- What it's like to have cancer
- What is it like to have a soul?
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Questions I have had today
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- What it's like to have a community
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- cotton candy
- Candy Overdose
- Jar Jar tongue candy
- Andies Candies
- Eye Candy (user)
- Flower candy
- The Big Rock Candy Mountain
- The Devil's Candy
- candy cane
- candy coat
- The -heads line of candy
- Candy Quack (user)
- kid in a candy store
- candy necklace
- candied ginger
- frozen candy bars
- Too much candy
- Strawberry And Cream Candy vs The Clitoris
- candy apples (user)
- candy bar
- Hershey's Mint Chocolate Candy Canes
- I'm just here for the candy
- purple candy (user)
- Annabelle's Candy
- Hershey's Candy Cane Kisses
- Histoire de l'Oeil and The Candy Club, Richmond
- candy mic (user)
- CANDY B (user)
- fun-size candy
- candy ass (user)
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