Findings:

• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm just sayin'
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• i'm just a girl
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• I'm good for it.
• Like a really good sex
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm just here for the candy
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Nice guys are good in bed
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm just guessing
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Tell me something good
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• I still like a bedtime story
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• It just wasn't a good morning
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You were always so good to me
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm just a bill
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• the good days are killing me too
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex

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