Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• calm down. and don't miss.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
• One hundred WIllie Nelson look-alikes
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• one shot (user)
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• On the Occasion of One Hundred Thousand Deaths
• One Hundred
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• One Last Shot
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Grifter: One Shot
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't take sex too seriously
• don't spend it all in one place
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Miss One Thousand Spring Blossoms
• One Hundred Demons
• but don't take my word for it
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Take one for the team
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• X-Men: Age of Apocalypse One Shot
• Teen Angst: Take One
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• take the wind out of one's sails
• One Shot One Kill
• Love the one you don't need
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Old video games don't die
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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