Findings:
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- calm down. and don't miss.
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
- One hundred WIllie Nelson look-alikes
- Don’t take no wooden horses
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- X-Men: Age of Apocalypse One Shot
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Don't take breathing for granted
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- On the Occasion of One Hundred Thousand Deaths
- One Hundred
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Take one for the team
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- Teen Angst: Take One
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Don't take sex too seriously
- don't spend it all in one place
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Don't take candy from strangers
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- If you don't see the shack, take it back
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- One billion, five hundred million words about love
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- Miss One Thousand Spring Blossoms
- One Hundred Demons
- but don't take my word for it
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- One Last Shot
- One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
- take the wind out of one's sails
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- Grifter: One Shot
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- one shot (user)
- One Shot One Kill
- Maybe the ultimate wound is the one that makes you miss the war you got it in.
- Love the one you don't need
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't try this at home
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- you don't want to know
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Old video games don't die
- Don't hold your breath
- French Canadians don't speak French
- The monstrosity only goes as far as you take it.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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