Findings:

• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• flowers that will not die
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• 15 will get you 20
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• My love will never die
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• You are special. You will not die here.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Stoned music memories
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I don't want to die
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My New York will die with me
• Old video games don't die
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Worry
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You don't get a song
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• You will get yours
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Warning: you will die someday
• Don't let me die nervous
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• People don't flail when they die
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• I hope I get old before I die.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I hope I die before I get old
• I will die on this hill
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• knowing you will die within a year
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Rape committed by women
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Nothing Will Die
• All Things Will Die
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• I don't get many things right the first time
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't get it
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I don't want to get over you
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• It will get better
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• five will get you ten
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How will I die?
• You just don't get it
• Cut and paste writeups
• Don't Worry About the Government
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• The bomber will always get through
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Life will get easier
• Millions now living will never die
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
• Die Fledermaus
• Jar Jar Must Die
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• If I should die
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• voice never dies
• Die the death
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Romeo Must Die
• to die for
• die horribly
• die at the drafting table
• Bündnis 90 / Die Grünen
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• funny fat guy who dies
• It is now illegal to die
• Die Hand Die Verletzt
• Dial 911 and Die
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• At 6 I die
• Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To Die a Martyr
• we who are about to die salute you
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Über die allmähliche Verfertigung der Gedanken beim Reden
• Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
• Live Free or Die

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