Findings:

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• You will never be a real woman
• real life test
• Real life applications of mathematics
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Real Life Phaser
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• In Real Life
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I'll never be the other woman
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• Never Had It So Good
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• real life raygun
• The death of a man I had never known
• Real Life Dilbert
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• I'm not this cool in real life
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Real life trolling
• save and restore function in real life
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• You treated my woman to a flake of your life
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• A Woman Who Never Was
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• You've never had it so good
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Everything vs. Real Life
• Real Life
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• Skim this life but never live
• These are the memories I never had
• Dan in Real Life
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• real woman
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The Night We Never Met
• Ode to a Real Woman
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The one my father never met
• The best I never had
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Allah Had No Son
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• Warrior's Woman
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• Best smoke I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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