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• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• But who codes the coders?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Hot pursuit
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• we can give up, but the world never will
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I think I will break but I mend
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• I feel like a rock star
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Let me feel that
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• War is hell but men like it
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• like you're blind but still can see
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.

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