Findings:

• anybody can make lights
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• One man can make a difference
• I Can Make You a Man
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Any fool can make a rule
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• can the patient make love?
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• One letter can make all the difference
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• I bet I can make you say black
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• I can make a bong out of anything
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Is there anybody out there?
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• anybody (user)
• Anybody Out There?
• Anybody's Bike Book
• You get what anybody gets, you get a lifetime
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Is anybody there?
• Can
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• I can see her face
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• In which I attempt more puns
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You can eat sushi
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Ski piss
• Trash can basketball
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• To tHe Can (user)
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• BQN: Can you?
• par can
• can bowl
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can we still be friends?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can never get away from yourself
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?

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