Findings:

• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Red ink stains one red, black ink stains one black
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Rebeca Martinez
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• I Wear the Black Hat
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's not supposed to be anything
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Black One
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Black hat
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Where's the kaboom?
• There can be only one
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• No one can be in two places at once
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The White Bride and the Black One
• black sock hat
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
• Fear of a Black Hat
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• On Running After One's Hat
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• No one can be totally logical
• Be a model or just look like one
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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