Findings:

• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Because I'm an adult
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• bastard
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Ol' Dirty Bastard
• rat bastard
• Fat Bastard
• High Ping Bastard
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• The Bastard Theory
• bastard sword
• bastard play
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• bastard (user)
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• That yellow bastard
• Arrogant Bastard Ale
• bastard pill
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• Fat Bastard Chardonnay
• Utter Bastard
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Dreamy bastard
• Op:l Bastards
• One smelting bastard
• why I like fat bastards
• Big Bastard (user)
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
• bastard feudalism
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Suffering bastard
• bastard child of change
• Asperger, you bastard
• Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
• tokyo bastard (user)
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Bastard Pool
• Commie Bastard (user)
• Bastard Pop
• Low Ping Bastard
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Spherical bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Bastard!!
• William the Bastard
• Bastard search
• The bastard on the couch
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Furry Bastard (user)
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• Voltaire's Bastards
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Dirty Old Bastard
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Bastard prompt
• 1horny bastard (user)
• Bastard wing
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Saint Bastard's Day
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Bastard Fairies
• magnificent imagination bastard
• Those Poor Bastards
• sadist bastard (user)
• thorough neuropsychology of depression
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Bastards and Angels
• Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
• Saint Bastard
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• Beautiful Bastard
• Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
• Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Because
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because I Got High
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it

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