Findings:

• You know you've been away from home too long
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You've Been Framed
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• love like you've never been hurt
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• you've been living in a dream world
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• You've Been Dumped
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• You've been warned.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• you know you've been caught
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• On the Air Because They Care
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• just because
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• I write because I cannot speak
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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