Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "bed with the weird stain that you can't decide is coffee, pee, or the mark left by death"

• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• Death by jargon
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• death by multimeter
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Killed By Death
• The left can't meme
• Death By Neko (user)
• By hook or by crook
• Standing by my bed
• Swimming pool injury
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Death by Black Hole
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Right handed, or left handed?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Death by Milkfloat
• Black Coffee in Bed
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Death by tomato leaves
• death passed him by
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Regulations, and echoes left by ghosts
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• "Death" by Mathematics
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Death or the dawn
• Liberty or Death
• Coffee stain
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Two Beds and a Coffee Machine
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Death by Soy
• Death by Cucco
• Lesbian bed death
• Death by cake
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Being licked to death by kittens
• death by boom boom (user)
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Death by Sexy
• Death by Woman (user)
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• mark me by seconds
• the honor of death by arrow
• Death By Chocolate
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Death Wish Coffee
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Death or Glory
• Cake or Death
• Weird headless death cult of writer apostles
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• Liberty or Death: Violence, Slavery, and Poetry in Pre-Revolutionary Charleston
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• left or right, you're both wrong
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• shift left (or right) logical
• Death by Water
• Sunday left Saturday tied to the bed
• Murder by Death
• bed
• breakfast in bed
• in bed
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• go to bed
• Air bed
• Bed screw
• Purbeck beds
• made bed
• Ode to the Empty Side of My Bed
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• bed of nails
• Bed in Summer
• bunk bed
• Marriage bunk beds
• The Roof Above My Bed
• Why I think I should go to bed
• No more monkeys jumping on the bed
• Mister Bed
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• Bed and Sofa
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• I want you in my bed
• Bed for Two
• bed with movable arm-hole
• The Bed Sitting Room
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Playing rough on the bed
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Bed Bug Empire
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• bed bath
• She threw herself from the bed
• The Tulip Bed
• Bed music
• Pebble Bed Modular Reactor
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• In bed feigning sleep
• Hide Away Bed and Breakfast Inn
• after all white horses are in bed
• Apple pie bed
• Nice guys are good in bed
• Squeaky Bed
• rocking bed
• deep sand bed
• The bed is in the ocean
• James Graham's Celestial Bed
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• hot bed
• The best conversations take place in bed
• wet the bed
• There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
• Putting the annual garden to bed
• Putting the perennial garden to bed
• In Bed with Johns Hopkins
• Love poem from the monsters under my bed
• Eating in bed
• Brigit's bed
• Fluidized Bed Combustion
• day bed
• Laid down on the bed that wasn't her own
• bed availability
• love poem to the monsters under my bed
• bed rest
• It's dark and time to go to bed
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• The Sneeze (The Woman Under My Bed)
• Disappointed Woman Sitting In Bed Stock Photo
• My wild horses and river beds
• Bed wrench
• by definition
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four

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