Findings:

• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• What can be better than that?
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• It is better to be thought a fool
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Rebeca Martinez
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I must die or be better
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The next life will be better
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How to be a Better Person
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• If Thy Eye Offend Thee
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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