Findings:

• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• but these are only ripples
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• One of These Things First
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• We only eat the stupid ones
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Pandeism, aka, "you oughta try these mushrooms"
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• We're one, but we're not the same
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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