Findings:
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- The phone rings, and then you look at me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Please Kill Me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Nobody for me but you
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Someone please kill me
- It kills me to watch them go
- She kills me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Not atheist, but what then?
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- How Prom nearly killed me
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- kill me now (user)
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- That which does not kill me...
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- kill me (user)
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- But who codes the coders?
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Butt hinge
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- since then it's been a book you read in reverse
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
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