Findings:

• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• When I was young Time had no wings
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• human being
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• She was too beautiful to be human
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• She was locked in time
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Scotch Divided by Time Equals
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• every noder was once a normal human
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Was There a Time
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• A Tale for the Time Being
• On Being Human
• Being Human
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I had a really good time tonight
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Accidental death odds
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• Time gone by
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Before Time Was
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The first time I knew I was different
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• There was a time before
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The Number of Languages you know is the Number of Times you are Human
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• a failure as human beings
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• As Time Goes By
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The Wild Colonials
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Accidental discovery
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• What was stolen by someone else
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I was raised by the French government
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• every secret thing was made by some one
• I had pleasant times as well
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I was once young and had a home
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• There has to be a better way to make human beings

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