Findings:
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- They could have saved Kevin
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Chipirones en su tinta
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- He's been places they have not.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- They did so because they believed they could.
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- When I have female children
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- On the Air Because They Care
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They must have faces
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- They didn't have the heart
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- just because they never bothered to really do
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- because I have given up any care
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Why do children have to die?
- Why I want to have children
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- People want what they cannot have
- They Have a Word for It
- You stole what they would have given you
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They have taken enough
- They have no bones.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- worse things have happened to better people
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- They have bears in Italy
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- Because it all burns up
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Because I do not want to forget
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
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