Findings:
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- His version was better
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Double dealing
- Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
- Advice for dealing with children
- Dealing with a divorce as a kid
- Dealing from the bottom of the deck
- 10 ways of dealing with divorce
- 10 Ways of dealing with Stepchildren
- Dealing with widowhood, children and dating
- Living and dealing with depression
- Dealing yourself a new hand
- A joke about dealing with people
- Dealing with your friends having cancer
- Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
- Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
- dealing with the darkness
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- his
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- Picked his bones in whispers
- His hips know the original dance
- A Boy and His Dog
- On His Blindness
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- Spinning in his grave
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- de Molay recanted his confession
- too big for his britches
- His girlfriend
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- His Name Is Alive
- The Eagle and His Captor
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Man and His Wife
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- Pascal on his deathbed
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- To His Coy Mistress
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Let the earth hear his voice
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- how Wiener found his way home
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- Toward his impossible light
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- His 'N' Hers
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- Bless his Heart
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Tokusan holds his bowl
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- And then I broke his nose
- The Colour Of His Voice
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- In His Own Image
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- When the foeman bares his steel
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Valediction to His Book
- trumpet of his rump
- The Horse and His Boy
- In the Springtime of His Voodoo
- Eli Whitney and his Patent
- Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Forgetting his life away
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I went to visit his grave
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- His Flames Are Joys
- And in His Brave Court
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- his throbbing manhood
- His chocolate stained lips
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- To Each His Own
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- I cried in his arms
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
- lawnjart spills his guts to the press
- His Toniness
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- drop a piano on his head
- Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- His Desire
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