Findings:

• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Chest Rockwell seeks only the finest in well dressed gentlemen
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• The Only Ones
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• there is only one soul
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Words that only have one context
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• the only one (user)
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• Mandibular block injection
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• There is only one season in Houston
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Well I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• what great hubris, to choose only one instead of everything
• BQN: But, one for all?
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• but these are only ripples
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• One who knows does not speak
• How does one love the dead?
• There is only ONE God
• One Night Only
• There can be only one
• There is only one electron
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• I'm so tired fuzzy skipping across my own self-populated ocean of an instant replay
• Famous people with only one testicle
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• What a computer does well
• one and only (user)
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Does not play well with others
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?

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