Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Two Shall Be Born
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You Shall Be as Gods
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be sad
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Cursed shall you be in the city and cursed shall you be in the field
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• To be or not to be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Be there or be square
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• When shall I be free?
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I Shall Be Released
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• And shall your flame or your smoke burden the wind?
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• lost, or trying to be
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I must die or be better
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Or at least it used to be
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• we shall all be healed
• Don't Be Evil
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Be a model or just look like one
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You Shall Be Reclaimed
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• Information cannot be owned
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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