Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "even now, in a restroom, with my ass hanging over a poop hole, I want everyone to know that I am with someone"

• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• i just want to know who i am
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• ass over teakettle
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• i know you are but what am i
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• When I am stronger than now
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• I know what I want and I know what I feel
• What the world wants to know about newts
• you don't want to know
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• watching everyone you know die
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• listening at the cracks now; I know you
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Flags and flag etiquette
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am blind when I want to be
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Shoo, you. I am over yr charm.
• And I don't even know their names
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I am holding you now
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Eye contact at a distance
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
• Now we know
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• now that I am no longer
• and now i am free
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• ass hole!!! (user)
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Enquiring minds want to know
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Helping people cheat
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• You know you want me, baby!
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• We are humans. We want to know everything.
• Right now I am floating
• if I had known then what I know now
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I didn't want to know that
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• let me know who you are now.
• Things I want my child to know
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I am stalking your girls now
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Know That I Am Providence
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• this is not over and I am not dead
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am fine now
• I am now a dark walker
• now I am blue, forsaking brown.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• hoss ass hole (user)
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• I still don't even know you
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• ASS HOLE (user)
• Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
• Things everyone should know about cars
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Everyone Poops
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Now you know
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• I am now a married woman

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