Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "except you don’t realize this because you’re also moving at the same speed"

• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't like moving.
• they're all the same except for me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• I don't feel the same way about you
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Why does everything fall at the same speed?
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed
• also known as menstruation
• The urge to destroy is also a creative urge
• The Sun Also Rises
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• called also
• Among the virtues of mirrors is also that of revealing hidden and distant things
• As the portals also death
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• also (user)
• Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"
• also-ran
• The Fish Also Wriggles
• Cynical, bitter, jaded as hell. Also naked.
• You're such a fool to give me what I want
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• The abyss gazes also: Flight
• The abyss gazes also: Detour
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Also I liked the kissing
• also: younger than the sun
• Hangmen Also Die!
• "Gary Busey" is also a: user
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Look, she is also mostly confident front.
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Nearby locations are also reporting rain
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• because I am only half of what you need
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)

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