Findings:

• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• She Will Have Her Way
• have you found the words to save her?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• he would have cried
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• he would have laughed
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He's been places they have not.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• as if he didn't exist
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• They didn't have the heart
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• He gave her a daisy
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• he has her eyes
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• All he left her was alone
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• making certain he was touching her
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• thoraco-abdominal diaphragm
• diaphragm valve
• Iris diaphragm
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• I didn't want him
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If I didn't write
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Greased patch
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error

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