Findings:

• OBAFGKM
• They grow up. No one told me.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Two girls; one car
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• There are a million girls like me out there
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• That One Girl (user)
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He brings me books like flowers
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He taught me how to smoke
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Make me one of you
• That one makes me scream, she said
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• give me one night to show the savage
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• He Hate Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• he that is not with me is against me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• stop calling me
• The day he gave me a lift
• Make me one with everything
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If No One Will Love Me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• he calls me monster
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• No one touches me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• call me garbage one more time
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Tell me one thing
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• I was one of those girls
• The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He and she are one
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• she, he, and me
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He called me Sarah once
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• isn't there more than one book
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• he calls me girly (user)
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Have One On Me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• little buddy
• Bed Buddy
• Chex Muddy Buddies
• Buddy Bolden
• buddy icon
• John Lennon on Buddy Holly
• Godzilla Minus One
• space buddy
• Buddy sidearm (user)
• Bacon Buddy
• buddy atwood (user)
• cuddle buddy
• good buddy
• dive buddy
• buddy check
• Calling oneself a poet
• Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
• On Bush calling for Hussein's execution
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• Calling Collect
• Name Calling and Loss of Face
• Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• This Is Tomorrow Calling
• CALLING AN
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Calling a Gay Man a Fairy

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