Findings:
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How long have you been in love with her?
- fish have long memories
- How long have you known?
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- how long does it go (user)
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- i have been burning for so long
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- My hands have lost their memory
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- I have memories of the sky
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I have no memory of my Mother
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- The snow is the first distinct memory I have
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to have lesbian sex
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How to grow your hair long
- How Long Blues
- How Long is a Chinaman
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Scent of a memory lost in time
- long term memory
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How we have grown apart
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to have an out of body experience
- Sex in a small car
- How the mighty have fallen
- Astro City #5
- You, standing
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to "Have People"
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Sex with a chicken
- How long do babies sleep?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to build a memory stack
- How long is a piece of string?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How to create a bitmap in memory in Windows
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
- short hair, long memory
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- This is how memories are made
- Ghosts of memories long past
- The dream is over, the memory is tired. Take this coffin and long may you sleep.
- How to ride long distances in a car
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- have
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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