Findings:
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How many infinities are there?
- how many more must die?
- I know how many there are.
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How many beans make five?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many living things are there on earth?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many primes are there?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How many elephants
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- She says kill. I say how many.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- How many special people change?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Queen Mother is 100 - The UK is proud (apparently)
- Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- apparently (user)
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
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