Findings:
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Wrote My Way Out
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- existential crisis
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Out of harm's way
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How to escape domestic violence
- Guitar groups are on the way out
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Way Out West
- How to survive a toilet crisis during a party
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Way out in the grey zone of the Ulam Spiral
- Female masturbation
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to find out your own IP address
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- No Way Out
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- The way out club
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- male masturbation
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- how Wiener found his way home
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- how to short out a phone line
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to read poetry out loud
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Lost in Boston?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- way out
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Do it the risky way, out in the open
- The Way Out
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Ways of going out in cricket
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- The Easy Way Out (document)
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Crisis on Infinite Earths
- The Poughkeepsie Missile Crisis
- Cuban Missile Crisis
- President Kennedy's Speech Regarding the Berlin Crisis
- Asian Financial Crisis
- Earth Crisis
- 2000 Oil Crisis
- The California Power Crisis
- The American Crisis
- midlife crisis
- energy crisis
- economic crisis
- Time Crisis
- quarter life crisis
- Crisis Zone
- Saddam Hussein and the Crisis in the Gulf
- Time Crisis 2
- The Azerbaijan Crisis
- First Taiwan Strait Crisis
- The Present Crisis
- Dino Crisis
- The Chinese word for crisis
- The Pointless, Yet Poignant, Crisis of a Co-ed
- Crisis of Confidence
- The coffee crisis
- National Crisis (user)
- Infinite Crisis #6-7
- Exclusion Crisis
- Zimbabwe food crisis
- Critical Thinking Crisis of Today
- Sexual identity crisis
- Crisis of the Third Century
- Final Crisis
- Sub-prime Crisis
- Identity Crisis (user)
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- equity in this financial crisis
- hypertensive crisis
- Causes of the 2008 Financial Crisis
- Greek fiscal crisis
- Chinese currency crisis
- The boy crisis
- Eurozone debt crisis
- Australian constitutional crisis of 1975
- 2013 Cypriot debt crisis
- A prelude to my midlife crisis
- Cienfuegos crisis
- Thoughts on the Crimean Crisis
- Reddit's Midlife Crisis: the Passion of the Pao
- Advice to Crisis Line Operators
- How to use an apostrophe
- too bright to squander your mind that way
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