Findings:
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to ruin someone's life
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- Get a rise out of someone
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Finding out where a net user lives
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How do you make a life matter?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Pack it in, pack it out
- You deserve someone special in your life
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to interview someone
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- An American in Tours
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Someone Saved My Life Tonight
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How Fragile is Life on Earth?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to hypnotize someone
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How plums renewed my faith in life
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to tackle someone
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Lost in Boston?
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to fake your own life
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- How to Fall Out of Love
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Out would spill a life of secrets kept
- Life inside out
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Someone left the cake out in the rain
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Life and How to Live It
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to find out your own IP address
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Forgiving someone
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How to get more out of Psi
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Getting wax out of carpet
- how to short out a phone line
- Beating someone severely
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- How to have an out of body experience
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- How to declare someone dead
- How to pack a pack of cigarettes
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to escape domestic violence
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How to change your life
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Packing and balancing a pack
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
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