Findings:

• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• Dry bones can harm no one
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• There is no god but God
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm No Fool
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• No one can be totally logical
• No one knows my plan
• Im No Writer (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I'm not racist but...
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm no good at enigmas
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Tom Waits for no one
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Trust No One
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• We're one, but we're not the same
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm no Whitman...
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• A better model than the one at data general
• I'm not talking about
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I know what I'm talking about
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm no Socrates
• I'm fine no really
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• There is no "One", either
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• No Other One
• No one says anything important during the day
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• no ideas but in things
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• We had no bait but our tongues
• There is no dream but this.
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Close, but no cigar
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• General Butt Naked
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Not Yours In Particular, I Mean Feet In General
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Data General One
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Being a dickhead

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