Findings:

• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• the little friendship that never was
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• /but what was the question?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Being a dickhead
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• A Woman Who Never Was
• love like you've never been hurt
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Sore throat cure
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• executed but never exposed
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• we can give up, but the world never will
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I was never any good at maths at school
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was never broken
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• some say he was never here at all
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Forever blue, but never black
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Skim this life but never live
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• It never rains but it pours
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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