Findings:
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- The words no one can find
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I hold you where no one else can go
- Our calendars have no meaning
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- There are no sleep in can
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Dry bones can harm no one
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- They have no bones.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- No evil can happen
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- No one can be in two places at once
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I have no memory of my Mother
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Why women's pants have no pockets
- I have no money and I must pay
- Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- The Japan That Can Say No
- If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- no power in the verse can stop me
- that can made you sick
- I have no complaint
- I have no faith in your God
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Where the streets have no name
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I have no idea!! (user)
- When living we have need of Death
- I have made up a name for my disease
- No, I don't have channel 11
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Fish have no concept of fire
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Heart, have no pity
- It is cold and we have no writeups.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
- what real progress have we made?
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- No one can be totally logical
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
- You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
- I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- September has such a feeling
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Can I have a light?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Something I Can Never Have
- Nothing Gold Can Stay
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Your boss can fire you for no reason
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I can no longer tell you
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I have no hair
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- You have no socially redeeming value
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Californians have no soul
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Atheists have no support group
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- You have no power over me
- Computers have no sense of time
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Kids have no concept of time
- Words Have No Meaning
- All the gold you can eat
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