Findings:

• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• The words no one can find
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• When living we have need of Death
• There are no sleep in can
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have no memory of my Mother
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Dry bones can harm no one
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have no money and I must pay
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No evil can happen
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• No one can be in two places at once
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• I have no faith in your God
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• You have no socially redeeming value
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Fish have no concept of fire
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• you have everything you need
• what real progress have we made?
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• The Japan That Can Say No
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• no power in the verse can stop me
• that can made you sick
• I have no hair
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Californians have no soul
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You have no power over me
• They have no bones.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have made up a name for my disease
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Heart, have no pity
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• No one can be totally logical
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• September has such a feeling
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Can I have a light?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Something I Can Never Have
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I can no longer tell you
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have no complaint
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• No, but I'll have a beer
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Where the streets have no name
• Words Have No Meaning
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• Atheists have no support group
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Computers have no sense of time
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Kids have no concept of time
• All the gold you can eat

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