Findings:

• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Charmed, I'm sure
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would like to have emotions
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The presence or absence of stimuli
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part three
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part four
• The presence or absence of stimuli:  part five
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Five Came Back
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• you would have been
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have too much to say
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• he would have cried
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What pornos would have us believe
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• I'm not sure
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Not too far back in time
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• The dog who would not back off
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Men have feelings too
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• The Cat Came Back
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• A reason to drink
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I have too many clothes
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• he would have laughed
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Bernie would have won
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• well im sure (user)
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• absence seizure
• Present in Absence
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Thoughts on the absence of trains
• Back to the Future II
• Don't Look Back
• Cat in the Hat Comes Back
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Back check
• Welcome Back, Kotter
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Go back to Africa
• Her back
• Muscles of the back
• Full Back
• back stabbing
• Back in the U.S.S.R.

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