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• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• you don't have to do this
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't go out without a coat
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Why do children have to die?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Where do young men go to dissipate?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Why I don't celebrate thanksgiving
• I do have some things to hide
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Don't do that then!
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• These papers do not show what I have done
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't know what else to do
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Where do we go from here?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• There is nothing the dead can do
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• out of date
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Do Frogs Really Sit on Lilypads?
• Why males have nipples
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't know what to do with you
• First rule of dating: do not date the ascendant Buddha
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Do what you have to do
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• I don't believe in anything
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You, standing
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Do not pass go.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.

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