Findings:
- You don't have any real problems
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't have to remember my name
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- My hands have lost their memory
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Have you ever made a just man?
- real hackers don't use variable types
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- misandry don't real
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- you don't have to do this
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- the time I felt like a real man
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- A reason to drink
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- So you don't have to
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Baptist jokes
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Right Hand Man
- don't shoot the hand of god
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- God is for Real, Man
- Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and the Body of Man : 2
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- You have the whole world in your hands
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't have a television set
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Cats don't have brakes
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Getting real beer in Utah
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Man holding a beer
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- No, I don't have channel 11
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't have the time
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Fear an evil man with wasabi in hand!
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Dead Man's Hand
- You have far too much time on your hands
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
- Man Hand
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and Body of Man
- what real progress have we made?
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
- cheap beer
- Beer snob
- beer bong
- beer commercial
- Spruce beer
- cool beer
- Bourbon and root beer
- litany for beer
- IBC root beer
- Got Beer?
- Drinking beer in the shower
- Mexican beer
- Free, as in beer
- GNU/Linux beer
- Beer me!
- Beer bread
- Cheap beer causes STDs
- virtual beer
- warm beer
- Buzz Beer
- The struggle is real
- I will never drink root beer again
- Beer is better for you than milk
- A long walk for a small beer
- beer buzz
- If my job paid in beer
- Beer Judge Certification Program
- Gay Pride Beer
- Tiger Beer
- Beer Gut
- 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall in Objective-C
- 999,999,999,999,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
- Alcohol-free Beer
- Belgian Beer
- Pizza, beer, and Smoking Noders paint the town red
- Xingu, Black Beer of the Amazon!
- Goya ginger beer
- Fat beer
- The beer bong calculus problem
- Australian Beer
- my fireplace and my beer
- drinking beer to cure deafness
- Beer Preference
- Iron City Beer
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