Findings:
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- please forgive me (user)
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- Give me a moment, please
- let me speak please (user)
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please Don't Bury Me
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Please Please Me
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- listen()
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please stop annoying me
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- please let me in (user)
- Someone please kill me
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Please help me!
- Please Kill Me
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- How to improve your orgasms
- How to improve your break shot
- Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- Four easy ways to improve your punching
- If you can't improve the silence, preserve it
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
- What Me Worry (user)
- So Sue Me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Zap me
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Drug Me
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- What, me worry?
- England Made Me
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Big Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- why me?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Taste me, taste me
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Are you hitting on me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Tell me a story about trains
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- I and me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Pardon me
- Better him than me
- I vs. me
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- talk to me not the computer
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- away from me
- Farm auctions rip me in half
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Gag me with a spoon
- Tell me a story about elephants
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Society made me what I am
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- What makes me beautiful
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Me So Horny
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
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