Findings:
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- human being
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- What I have learned from being fired
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Judging women by their books
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- "Books are immortal sons defying their sires"
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- institutions have lives of their own
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Being married to your best friend
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- Black holes are where God divided by zero
- By their fruits you shall know them
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You, a human being. I, a robot.
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Touched by the Hand of God
- Human beings will believe anything
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Human being emulator
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- God's just looking for a few good humans
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Being Human
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- On Being Human
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Know the mute by finding their storyteller
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Accidental death odds
- Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Know your pets
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- African weather gods and their victims
- For God's sake, just have another election
- just to have some human contact
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Madmen have a world all their own
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- My hands have lost their memory
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- a failure as human beings
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- The Wild Colonials
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- Fossils were put there by God
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- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- There By the Grace of God
- Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Addressing others by their user names
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- a personal God who intervenes in human history
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I have no faith in your God
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
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